The United Democratic Colonies of The Lusitanian Federation is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Rygel Antunes with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 18.064 billion Lusitanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lisboa. The average income tax rate is 86.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lusitanian Federationian economy, worth a remarkable 2,086 trillion Union Credits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,483 Union Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jennifer Government is a bestseller, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Lusitanian Federationian radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity, barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Lisboa Natural History Museum, and birth rates have hit an all-time low. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Lusitanian Federation's national animal is the Iberian Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Lusitanian Federation is ranked 13,531^st in the world and 803^rd in Osiris for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 9,715.13 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.